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Okay today i just copy and paste quite funny jokes into my blog purpose to make plp laugh only =) Actually i heard this jokes few years ago but with mandarin wan, However i found that this jokes in english as well and its more funny than mandarin =P(Mmmm at here i wanna to TEGASKAN, this quite sensitive jokes and if u under 18 years old then dont read ya.) Don't play play  ^^

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius 

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoable because, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
 
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?
 
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
 
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't play play ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn .........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ............ ......... ...... you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... ,' Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!'
also ah!!!

pass it 2 ur fren..... let them laugh out loud....  LOL =P